I received the following from a fellow senior:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend
why Facebook exists.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while
applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by
what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and
what I will do tomorrow night.
Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and
spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works.
I already have 3 persons following me: Two police officers and a psychiatrist.